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| Okay, like, I don't like sign on that often...but this is a good one. Did you see the Grammy's? No? Me neither...Star World no longer works where I live....but here's a play by play from a blogger.
http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2004/02/08/grammy_blog/
You will have to go through the free day pass part, takes 5 seconds, once you are in, you can read the whole article. | | |
| Oh how long it's been since I've tasted the beautiful snow. So crisp and clean, and tranquil. Word of advice to anyone travelling to a snowy country for the holiday season, don't eat yellow snow. Especially if it spells a name. To those who are travelling to a sunny clime, don't eat yellow sand...don't eat any sand for that matter...not good for the enamel. If I don't get the chance before hand, everyone have a great holiday. I'll be in Enguhland with ma famille et apres Londres, viaje al Canada sin me familia. Estoy viajando a Canad?porque mi primo est?consiguiendo casado. THere, I've said it. Have a great time everyone... | | |
| Okay, so I've been yelled at again...this time with sarcasm. Mei, get a life. Okay, as I'm all about relationships this week...you see, every week, I'm all about something. You should all be about something at some time in your life. For a while, I was all about power, then I was all about money...at one point, I was all about coconut sprinkles for like...a month. That was a good month. Right now, I'm all about Nemo and relationships. So, all you young couples out there should go to this website, pick one of these movies and rent it and see it with your S.O. ...Click on the movie title to go to this cheeseball website set up by Chatelaine....oooooh, CHatelaine...what kind of a name is that? Chatelaiiiinnnneeee......You'd call a cat Chatelaine. Hey Mei? Did your cat eat the puke? Methinks verily it doth.
Now, what do I think of these movies?
well, I'll tell you.....here goes:
The Princess Bride: I own the DVD...first one I bought, potentially my all time favourite movie of all time...ALL TIME!!! At this moment, I'm all about The PRincess Bride.
Desperado, SHrek, As Good as it Gets, Pay It Forward, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - well, they can all bite me
Top Gun: Good...not great, good, really good if you're a teenage boy and even better if you're quite dumb...
The Wedding Singer: Adam - potentially at his best
My Big Fat Greek Wedding: SHould have been called my big fat indian wedding...greeks and indians are definitely similar
A Fish Called Wanda - definitely the number two movie on this list after Princess...John Cleese and Kevin Kline play off each other great in this movie...too bad they had to bring all the people in this movie back together after and make some crap about Animals...Favourite Part: Michael Palin trying to kill a lady but ends up killing all her dogs slowly...
Well, that's it, enjoy the post...I've tried to post from home, can't seem to do it...something wrong...Construction work on the pool has begun at school, I can feel the bloody jackhammers... | | |
| Okay, so MeiLing "yelled" at me to post funny things...I thought the last one was good, but this one is even better....
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=1497&TrackingID=516165&BannerID=541888
Too good. | | |
| FashionMeister Bruhaha's truth's to the ladies......(Taken from an actual women's site trying to offer sound advice to women on how to dress....to offend you more likely...so, I've added my comments after each one)
Five sexy dressing truths
1. The favorite part of you is the sexiest part of you. That includes shoulders, knees ankles, nape or freckles...find ways to accent your subtler charms. (Freckles? What are you gonna do? Use a thin black marker and circle each one? Some Irish woman's screaming)
2. Relaxed women are sexy. Work hard on calming your spirit and pumping your energy for at least twenty minutes everyday. Suddenly clothes are almost irrelevant. (20 minutes? Doing what? "Pumping your energy"...yeah...whatever...)
3. Women think they are 20 pounds heavier than they are, especially in a cocktail dress. Risk it anyway: curves are the life force! ("the life force"...do I really need to comment here...I think they're doing a good job of making themselves sound inane without my help)
4. Shoes are 80% percent of the equation. Find a heel that loves your legs and buy three pairs.(ooooh, an equation...I wonder what the other 20% is? hmmmm, 10% lack of intelligence and 9% being easy...the last 1% is intelligence, charm, wit and a sense of humour....but thank god 80% is covered with those shoes....lot of pressure on the shoes though)
5. Tactile sensuality is key. Look and feel touchable with soft hair (no spray, no gel), fabrics like angora, silk charmeuse, satin and cashmere and deliciously kinky accessories: Even a little pair of stretch velvet gloves beckons an invitation. Shall we dance? (Okay, to anyone who is thinking "hmmm, that's a good idea...texture....why didn't I think of that...stretch velvet gloves does not beckon an invitation...stretch velvet gloves yell "I'M A STRIPPER"!!)
Of course, this wan't the only advice this site gave...
http://women.msn.com/196488.armx
Check it out and laugh for yourselves.... | | |
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